Cancel Network is here to remind you that your chocolate bar or bag of gummies shouldn't come wrapped in a rainbow Pride wrapper or include a mini-lecture on equity inside the packaging. Too many candy and sweets brands have turned simple treats into virtue-signaling props, slapping on rainbow limited editions, DEI-sourced cocoa pledges, social justice tie-ins, and activist-approved "inclusive" marketing instead of just focusing on rich flavor, perfect texture, and that satisfying sugar rush you actually want. We're shining a spotlight on the ones more interested in impressing woke activists than satisfying your sweet tooth, while pointing you to solid alternatives that keep candy about indulgence.