Cancel Network is here to remind you that your cell phone shouldn't come pre-loaded with a DEI mission statement, a Pride wallpaper pack, or mandatory "inclusivity" notifications. Too many smartphone brands have turned everyday communication tools into virtue-signaling devices, cramming rainbow-themed cases, equity pledges in corporate reports, social justice partnerships, and activist-approved features instead of just delivering fast performance, long battery life, reliable cameras, and a clean user experience. We're shining a spotlight on the ones more interested in impressing progressive activists than keeping your calls clear and your data private, while pointing you to solid alternatives that keep phones about staying connected.