Cancel Network is here to remind you that your scoop of ice cream shouldn't come topped with a rainbow swirl manifesto or a corporate Pride donation pledge on the carton. Too many ice cream brands have turned a simple frozen treat into a virtue-signaling vehicle, loading up on rainbow-flavored limited editions, DEI-sourced ingredients campaigns, social justice tie-ins, and activist-approved "inclusive" flavor names instead of just focusing on creamy texture, real ingredients, bold flavors, and that perfect melt-in-your-mouth satisfaction. We're shining a spotlight on the ones more interested in impressing woke activists than satisfying your sweet craving, while pointing you to solid alternatives that keep ice cream about quality and flavor.