Cancel Network is here to remind you that your daily shower shouldn't double as a DEI seminar. Way too many personal hygiene brands have turned basic soap, shampoo, and body wash into platforms for pushing liberal causes – think endless Pride campaigns, "inclusivity" quotas, and virtue-signaling about equity instead of just making products that actually clean and smell good. We're calling out the ones more focused on impressing activists than keeping you fresh, while highlighting reliable alternatives that stick to the basics: quality ingredients, real results, and zero liberal preaching.